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Apocalypse Now?
Popcorn Radiation Detector?
Tsunami?
ALL Dogs?
More Magic Numbers?
Kayak in a Whale's Mouth?
Sea Turtle Eggs?
Global Warming?
Frozen Wave in Antarctica?
Arctic Moon?
MatheMagic?
Fix The Economy?
Close-Up of Mars?
Duck Quacks Don't Echo?

Judgement [sic] Day, Doomsday, The Rapture?

Apocalypse Now?

But I'm writing this on May 22nd!


Very clever wording, morons... "May 21st will be the start of the Apocalypse..."    The Start... ????
For $10.00, please deed me your house before you go, ok? If you don't get "saved," just pay me $100 and you can have the deed back... I guarantee it!
And I might even recommend a good psychiatrist, too.

Oh, wait... maybe it really happened and I've been left behind... I want a list of everyone who's missing since yesterday! LOL
A bag of popcorn on your counter
is a reliable nuclear radiation detector?

Nope!
But if you believe that and forward it on
as "truth" you're a scientifically illiterate moron... no offense ...

(See also...)
Tsunami about to hit Sumatra?
All Dogs?
More Magic Numbers?
Kayak in a Whale's Mouth?
Sea turtle egg poachers?

Most of what you've been led to believe
about Global Warming is Wrong!

Frozen Wave in Antarctica?
No, It's Not!
At Snopes.com and also here at Snopes.com, and also some of the original photos here...
Arctic Moon?
No, It's Not!
The claim is that near the North or South Pole, this is how the moon would appear.
Few things can be further from the truth. This is the work of an artist.
The moon does not look larger at the poles than it does anywhere else on earth. In fact, because the moon is roughly 4,000 miles further away from an observer at a pole than an observer near the Equator, it must appear smaller when viewed from the poles.
In addition, the moon's apparent diameter is roughly the same as that of the sun... from any point on earth. That's why we have solar eclipses, and slight variations in the earth-moon distance and other parts of the geometry create Total Eclipses or Annular Eclipses or Partial Eclipses of the sun. If the moon had the apparent diameter shown in this painting, virtually all solar eclipses would be Total and might last hours instead of few minutes. Back to Earth Science, kids!
MatheMagic?

Nope, not at all...
Pick any two-digit number.
Represent it as "AB."
Now think of it as "10 times A, +B."
When you follow the directions pretty much any similar "magic" or "mind reading" trick, you'll end up subtracting "A" and "B" from the original number, leaving you with, in this example, the result equal to "9A", which is always a multiple of 9!

Next time you run the program or link, take a closer look at the chart they offer up. You'll see that, no matter what the other boxes say, the boxes whose numbers are multiples of 9 all have the same "picture, label, word, whatever" in them... . If you re-run the link, the contents of the boxes that are multiples of 9 may change, but they're all the same as the other boxes that are multiples of 9 and will always be the same as the "magic item" you've chosen. Look closely next time and try the "mathemagic" on paper first, too.

Brilliant Idea to "Fix the Economy"?

You've probably gotten this or something like it, via email..

The Fix. There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg, FL, Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

  1. 1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
  2. 2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered --- Auto Industry fixed.
  3. 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage– Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes...

While you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!

If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.

If not, please disregard.

Nope. You are much wiser to disregard the message than pass it on. Why?

Per http://www.plusaf.com/crazy.htm, it won't work and it can't work.

Read the linked page for starters, then ask yourself the following:

  • Did you know that $40 million times 1 million people equals 4x10^13 dollars?
  • A billion dollars is 1x10^9 dollars.
  • A trillion dollars is only 1x10^12 dollars.
  • This misguided idea would give forty trillion dollars to the "unemployed" to "get us out of this mess."
  • The US Gross Domestic Product, as of 2008 was a bit less than $14 trillion dollars.
  • You are suggesting that the "unemployed" be given about three times our GDP as a gift, to "solve our problems!
  • Where will the money come from?
  • It will come from your tax payments. ALL "Government money" comes from your tax payments.
  • How will the money be distributed?
  • By a government agency and a horde of bureaucrats, paid to implement and deliver on the program, and all are hired and paid out of MORE of your taxes.
  • Someone needs their head and their math skills examined!

And this is going to make WHOM rich? All of us??

Stop and think... for a change!

This year, Mars will be closer to the earth than ever before and look like this to the naked eye!

Nope... Once every 26 months or so, the Red Planet makes a grand appearance. This year, 2010, Mars reaches opposition and peak visibility in January, when it rightfully claims the bulk of our planet-viewing attention. But to see a view like that photo, you'll need a telescope of about 8" diameter or more, and some really high magnification.

To the naked eye, it will look like a reddish star. Don't believe me? Try Snopes.com!

And one more link for you, too... More Astronomical Myths, Debunked.

Duck quacks don't echo, [and 39 other claims...]

Nope... Well, not the quacks, anyway (#8)... click here, read the list, and then don't forward that email again.
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